HOW TO GAS IN PUBLIC WITHOUT FEAR
To gas in public is sweet but if they catch u, u feel small
and embarassed! In this tutorial am going to teach u
how to gas in public and still retain ur image. Just
follow the guidelines below and u will become a star in
1. Wen u enter a hall, check the wind direction, if its not
closed hall wit AC, better.
2. Make sure u sit and face the wind direction.
3. Make sure u space ur legs well.
4. cross ur legs every now & then.
5. now wen u are ready 2 execute, try hold the gas until
the time wen the hall is noisy. in case u mess it will
come out and will sound like an AK47 like twatwatwa or
6. Now carefully cross ur legs, right over left.
7. Elevate the right yansh.
8. Release some small gas (sound check)
9. If the sound doesn’t come, do it again and this time
allow the gas to flow steadily.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
-Make sure u are not the first person to complain.
-Wen people begin to shout “fyufyufyu….., thitimaaaa…..” don’t move away, coz if u move away they
will suspect u are the one. simply ask “why do some
people have no respect for others?”
-Do not point at someone to have done it otherwise u
will become the suspect.
-Lastly u can now move away from that area and repeat
the same exercise!
By STEPHEN OGUGU