IF YOU SLEEP THIS WAY YOU BETTER READ THIS,

IF YOU SLEEP THIS WAY YOU BETTER READ THIS,
Sleep is essential to all of us and we all love it. And like sex it has its different styles. Some are simple postures others quite twisted and bent,yet this styles of sleep positions say alot about who we are and if you are keen you will learn something about your self.
Sleep posture is due to your subconcious emotional self. This is scarely especially if you find your self sleeping like this:
BLANKET CUDDLING,
This is when you wake up and you find you’re holding your cover as if its your spouce…You are very lonely…maybe its you or other people just dont find themselves attracted to you but you seriously need to get laid. Find time to get out and seek somebody. Alcohol might help you get laid. Yes you will regret in the morning(for ladies) but take comfort in that you will have a better sleep position
TEDDY BEAR LOVER.
Ever been to a womans bedroom and your first impression is you might have stepped into a teddy bear factory? Well its not those are her sleep companions. She will sleep around so many bears each convinently positioned to give her a sense of love. Worst happens when she gets horny and you can imagine what the teddies are for. This women are the worst kind of lonely and the need to find a man who can satisfy their needs. Thats why sugarmoms throw away their bear toys and replace them with a boy toy. Try it, and have the joy you seek
ACTION PACKED SLEEP.
You might have noticed your guy/chick or spouce throwing Punches and kicks at night. Dont worry they are not sick,they just have an overactive memory and imagination. They tend to react to movies they saw or violent conversations they had. This style of sleep can be transformed through finding calm activities to do during your active time. Find books to read and listen to constructive people and music.

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“MISSIONARY”.
This, particularly in women, is where you are deep in your sleep but your legs are bent up in the air and wide apart. You are having TOO MUCH sex and its affecting your sleep. Every time you sleep you subconcious thinks its sex time and you involuntarily assume position. You should limit the amount of sex you are having and engage in other hobbies. Pile yourself with so much work to tire you that even in your sleep you are too exhausted to have imaginary sex.
Sleep should be comfort. Avoid embarassing your sleep.

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